na·tive adjective 1. being the place or environment in which a person was born or a thing came into being: one’s native land.
lo-cals. a. 1. a local person or resident: primarily of interest to locals.
out·sid·er noun 1. a person not belonging to a particular group, set, party, etc.
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Definitions. How do we define ourselves? Old? Young? Beautiful. Totally whacked out of our mind? What is a definition? It is something in a book, right? Or is it more than that? Does the definition vary from location to location? From one time to another time? Does one definition mean more than a different definition of the same thing? Can the same thing have many definitions? How do we define our home? How do we define ourselves in the place we call home? How do we define ourselves to others in the world around us?
I was on-line the other day, in a multi-person discussion about things like Sams and Hooters and Mega. As per usual someone who lives a million miles from here (and has everything on gods earth at their finger tips) was pontificating on the over-all badness of basically anything new and helpful on the island. His argument was brilliant in it’s simplicity; Someone this guy had never met and would never meet, might possibly have to deal with the fact that a much better store might open, in some distant future. A fascinating arguement indeed. I mean it’s not about the needs or the wants of the people, it is about staying loyal to people who have over-charged us for obsolete products for years. And who would know more about that subject, than a guy who lives 2000 miles away and spends about 5 days a year here on vacation? Nobody, right?
I was babbling my usual, that all Cozumelenos need stuff just like North Americans. That we have kids who need clothes and want toys. That we need computers and cell phones. And that we want HD TV’s, IPads and all the other little fun things that everyone else in the world wants, like young babes in orange tank tops serving us buffalo wings. This persons response; “Just another gringo”, he says. “Outsider”, he says. “You’ll never be one of them, no matter how long you live there”, he says. And it stings. Wow! The heartbreak of being insulted by a person you have never heard of, can be over-whelming.
My first instinct was to just blow up, get back on-line and tell the guy exactly what I thought and embarrass myself in front of 499 other people, that I have never met. It was a good plan. It was a plan that had worked in the past. My second thought was to point out calmly that; ‘Hey, I have lived here many years, I own a house, my wife is Mexican, I am a permanent resident, blah, blah, blah.’ My third thought was more sedate. Maybe the guy was right. Maybe I wasn’t part of the community. A profoundly, disturbing thought, as it put me in a limbo as to what community I AM part of… if indeed any. It was only 10 in the morning and I was really confused. Even more than normal.
I haven’t lived in the States for 18 years. I know I am not part of it at all. Well, now I have been told that I will never be part of where I am at. Man, oh man. I was stuck. I had to get out. I went down to Punta Langosta to check out Hooters. I saw people I knew, all around me. They were all smiling about something. They seemed to be staring at me. They were….they were…….they were my friends. What was I thinking about? I got out of there as quick as I could walk. I headed North on Melgar, I walked around the plaza, constantly having to hug, kiss and shake hands with people, who although they seemed so close, so recently……now, seemed so distant. Could we truly be connected? I wasn’t so sure any longer. That dude said I was just another outsider. Was he right? I needed a drink. I needed it really bad. I went to Las Palmeras. Really bad move…… I run into more people that I know. I am getting shaky. I make it to the bar. Shit! I don’t drink.
I get back on the street. I am in a panic. I need something that will help me. Something that always calms me down. I need to play with my dog. He is like a little, fuzzy, Valium. I start walking North to my villa. A guy is standing in front of Fat Tuesdays. He is looking at me. He steps out of the shade and approaches me. His name is Carlos and he is very friendly and speaks English. I know this because it says so on a little patch on his shirt.
Carlos asks me, “Are you lost?”
“Am I lost?”, I respond. “Brother, are we all not lost? We think we are one thing and we are something else. We think we are part of something and some goof, that we don’t even know, says something to us and our lives are flipped upside down.”
Carlos studied my face for a moment and then says, “I can see that, what you are saying is very profound dude, but I was thinking, like…….were you looking for something? You know man, like a tattoo or a moped or a cigar?”
“What!!!???”
Want a tattoo? Want a moped? A cigar? Some whiskey in your water? Some sugar in your tea? Thoughts are racing around my head. My mind goes back to the conundrum. What about the people around me? Are they part of the Cozumel community? What about all the really cool Mexican friends I had made? Were we not some kind of community, just between ourselves? What is the true definition of community? I mean this is getting very confusing.
You mean the German dude that has been here since the 50’s or the Italian dude that has been here since the 60’s….they are what?……not part of the Cozumel community? How can this be? I mean in my heart, I kind of believe that we are all tourists no matter who or where we are. Kind of like every day we get up and make our own movies while on location. But what? Are we like Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu? Without a true place to call home or community? Doomed to wander foreign lands? Speaking in foreign tongues? Occasionally kicking some rednecks ass? All because we fell in love with a beautiful island and the incredibly cool people that were born there? Living as if at we are at home and yet, strangely not at home. Hmmmm. All this thinking about who I am or rather, what part of the world could I say that I WAS a part of……I was starting to feel like I was back in high school, on an especially bad acid trip.
What about the people who just recently moved here? How do they define at themselves? We are all proud to live here and are more than happy to let people know that we do. I mean we did it right? We made our dream come true! We touched the beaches, with tales of brave Ulysses! We mark our time here, like a child announces their age. We walk around Mega talking about how we have been here for for 3 years, 4 months and 6 days, the guy behind us in line yells, “Hey, I got that beat!” Why do we feel the need to do that? Why do people who don’t live here say they do? Why, why, why? What about people everywhere else? I was in my hometown a couple of months ago and was at a party. It got circulated that I lived in Cozumel, which made me very popular at the party. Late in the evening, some drunk got in my face about me living on an island and how cool I must think I am, for doing so and the next thing I know…………this guy tells me to go to back to where I f-ing came from! “WHAT??!!!!!!”
My mind refocuses on what I am doing. I walk North faster and faster. I look over at Playa del Carmen. I wonder if those poor bastards know they are outside of what they think is their community. I am thinking of all of the people, all over the world, who do not know that they are not part of the communties in which they live. I have got to get home. WAIT!!! If I am not part of the community, how the heck can I ever get home? Thank god I could see the villa. Then I see a white, BMW, SUV approaching me with it’s lights flashing. “What now?!” I am thinking.
The BMW pulls to the side and the blacked out window slowly goes down. It is my next door neighbor. He looks up at the large houses around us and waves his hand around and with a huge smile says, “Are we lucky to be part of this beautiful community or what?” I give him a vague smile and mumble something about getting home. I walk to the corner and wave at the security forces, who guard the mayors house. I start to insert my key into the lock of my gate. I can hear my dogs barking inside, telling me they want to play in the pool. I open the gate, step into my garden and look at my watch. It is 4;20 pm. Everything is fine, once again. I’m home. Or at least I think I am. I guess I’ll have to ask that dude on the internet.